Product: Kay P-Bass Copy
Price Paid: How ever much encheladas cost at Los Amigos.
Submitted
08/26/2001
at
05:57pm
by
The Owner of Los Amigos.
Email: mcsupermanman<at>hotmail dot com
Features
:
10
Well, let's see. Features. It has a neck. It has a jack. A P-Bass pickup. A volume knob and tone knob. I'd say it's a P-Bass copy. I think when Santa had it built, it was made out of elf dook. Either that or Mrs. Clauses disgusting pubes tightly wrapped around a P-Bass molding of elf dook. What ever, it is dook of some sort.
Sound
:
10
It's heavy sound makes playing the bass so much fun. Just joking. It is ok, if you like playing crap instruments. It's really not bad. Some crippled guy gave it to me for moving some amps around for him.
Action, Fit, & Finish
:
10
This was not made in a factory. This was made in a elf-john. They just put a plastic molding of a P-Bass in there and ate some stuff from Los Amigos, and then took turns. It has one pickup. It obviously doesn't have a pickup selector on it, so that isn't a burden. They would have had to make something like that out of very accurately squirts of elf squirts. It's amazing how it had held together, though. My dog tried to eat it, as he does his own fecal excretions.
Reliability/Durability
:
10
It was pulled out of a fire. I'm impressed. Because it is made out of Mexican food induced defication. Oh well, it is ok.
Customer Support
:
10
You would think that if Kay had been making guitars and basses since 1890, they wouldn't suck. Warranty... elves can't spell warranty. It extends as far as the door of the elf-john.
Overall Rating
:
10
Jeez, elf poop is sure amazing. It can be molded in mysterious ways. Heck, it made a P-Bass copy. What-do-ya-know?! I wish it was a real P-Bass, made out of WOOD, not DUNG. I get what I can out of a fire.
